/* Dis iz el8.java by JP The Narq from AntiOnline Da funkchun of dis pr0gram iz tew tell jew if jew are lamer skum or not. It meajures jor eliteness wit a very powerful algorythym eye have been werking on for sum tyme and foh dah phirst time eva, eyem releasing the src foh it - it iz so 0-day eyem not even going to put it up on AntiCode! Until next time when i release more of my k-rad z3r0-d4y - stay in ph34r and stay away fr0m da FBI!#!@%@ Yours in Cybersex, John Vranesevich */ // Modded by Carolyn Meinel 06/99 - Capitilized "E" in "Eleet" public class el8 { public static void main(String[] args) { if (args.length != 1) { System.out.println("usage: java el8 [jor-age]"); System.exit(0); } // Floating point, in case jew are 10 *and a half* like m0st elitez float age = Float.valueOf(args[0]).floatValue(); String uh = (age <= 12) ? "sew Eleet da FBI will come foh joo" : "a Lamer"; System.out.println("Joo Are " + uh); } }