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Please remember that this is all in jest and should not be taken to heart.

Enjoy and have a great laugh.

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 ///  File Name: moron.jpg
Description:
Complete moron at Defcon 11 performing the Magnum look.
File Size:443713
Last Modified:Sep 10 03:23:20 2003
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 ///  File Name: billanim.gif
Description:
Bill Gates Screwed .gif
File Size:413370
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
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 ///  File Name: crack-babies2.gif
Description:
The Crack Babies Cartoon
File Size:296037
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:30a0e45f694896495da278e28b9cbf4e

 ///  File Name: keyboard.jpg
Description:
This is a futurized Microsoft keyboard.
File Size:174980
Last Modified:Dec 4 17:35:32 2004
MD5 Checksum:50edec3a4ee065d322fe159bd659ac29

 ///  File Name: computer.folklore.from.net.rumors.h..>
Description:
Computer Horror Stories and Folklore
File Size:161303
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:3853183e00c90c9fd72637bc85266f60

 ///  File Name: unix.admin.horror..html
Description:
Unix Admin. Horror Stories
File Size:150175
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:3f899c299f5b093d50d3c7097edc52dc

 ///  File Name: microsoft.owned.jpg
Description:
Amusing graphic of Microsoft's UK web site getting compromised and defaced again in May, 2004.
File Size:140773
Last Modified:May 25 17:31:12 2004
MD5 Checksum:4badced47cc58f6ea4dab74f208e6cf8

 ///  File Name: unmaintain.html
Description:
Hilarious write up on how to ensure a job for life. Entitled How To Write Unmaintainable Code.
Author:Roedy Green
File Size:135656
Last Modified:Apr 15 04:20:47 2004
MD5 Checksum:33b2daec04471f126a44666349574fc7

 ///  File Name: df20060116.jpg
Description:
Amusing cartoon regarding RFID.
Author:David Farley
File Size:106112
Last Modified:Feb 2 05:16:10 2006
MD5 Checksum:58e07cb7e8bd755f4ed34379f6203b35

 ///  File Name: gates.guestbook.gif
Description:
Bill Gates Exploding Head .gif
File Size:103171
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:cf8b7cf31af93269201cbaa399b70a6b

 ///  File Name: c64-anim.gif
Description:
C64 Animation
File Size:92734
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:10 1999
MD5 Checksum:a6bef55e2d94d1d34c3a70d1c71404ce

 ///  File Name: billdevl.gif
Description:
Bill Gates/Satan Morph .gif
File Size:85850
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
MD5 Checksum:5af7d1740ad50c03ba0acdab5ac6bbed

 ///  File Name: ms_buglist.jpg
Description:
Mr. Hyan-Lee makes the mistake of printing the entire Windows 2000 bug list.
File Size:82783
Last Modified:Dec 4 18:31:35 2004
MD5 Checksum:89d4909dbbf9707515d67f93f471f245

 ///  File Name: quaylequotes.html
Description:
Complete Dan Quayle Quote Archives
File Size:82020
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:19405cdd80831ee5de501c89bb4c8d87

 ///  File Name: bill.gif
Description:
Shaq picks up Bill Gates
File Size:73357
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:07 1999
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 ///  File Name: quotes.htm
Description:
Old, but Great Linux Quotes
File Size:64556
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:de7dd180b924e433adb9dec0a4644c47

 ///  File Name: microsoft.jpg
Description:
The Microsoft family in 1978
File Size:64451
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:12 1999
MD5 Checksum:1c8222c21a4d50d8da0e4fb189ce1245

 ///  File Name: bg.jpg
Description:
Bill Gates is Hitler.
File Size:64010
Last Modified:Feb 1 16:02:33 2000
MD5 Checksum:2bb2af773c76e6604d63ee46c1813dfd

 ///  File Name: no-narking.jpg
Description:
This is a no-narking sign which looks similar to a no-parking sign. :)
File Size:59015
Last Modified:Aug 27 14:58:59 2004
MD5 Checksum:e189b3e66f45384a912db7b69439a40c

 ///  File Name: slave.jpg
Description:
MicroSlave - You are NOT going anywhere today!
File Size:47198
Last Modified:Jun 13 13:47:27 1999
MD5 Checksum:fef18308b51f1d132843ba63bcf6e0ce

 ///  File Name: dilbert.linux-1.gif
Description:
Dilbert's Mom Uses Linux
File Size:47015
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:d44b0409a273632c55ff71bf022ba888

 ///  File Name: dilbert.linux-2.gif
Description:
Dilbert's Mom Uses Linux, Part 2
File Size:44526
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:898a62dc8f6227c26bd5d34945e55b8a

 ///  File Name: old.iron.at.home.stories.html
Description:
"Taking Old Iron Home" Stories
File Size:44132
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:08 1999
MD5 Checksum:23afaec5d6003e243fd00aeed79b852d

 ///  File Name: the.apocrypha.html
Description:
The Apocrypha
File Size:42787
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:09 1999
MD5 Checksum:dd47b819bd6a1ac40b236f98271b8ac4

 ///  File Name: sl_Purity.html
Description:
SysAdmin Purity Test, V0.2
File Size:38475
Last Modified:Aug 16 20:05:11 1999
MD5 Checksum:2620c698c747a02fc4acd625a50ede3e